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How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it