How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."