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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.