How many religious women does it take t...

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?