How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.