How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.