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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.