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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.