Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
One? Or two? One?.... Or two?
Doctor Dolittle
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
The thesaurus.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
An incongruity between expectation and result.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
