Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Olive.
Post office.
Cloning.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
A tie.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
A degree in law.
