What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long