What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.