How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.