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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".