How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".