April Sale - 20% Off

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".