Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth