Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.