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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.