What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.