What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond