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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond