What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond