What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond