April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Previous Random Joke Next

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond