I literally can't even.
Who cares!
A bananosecond
Crumbs!
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Dramameme.
It got hit by a truck
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
Jack of all Spades
She sings with the other hand.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Because he reached terminal velocity.
Mine is a skittle.
A cookie
The cookie!
