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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Why can't penguins fly?

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks