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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!