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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.