What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.