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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.