What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!