What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.