What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.