What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Sheer habit.

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A meowtain

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You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.