What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

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Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Banana Peel Jokes More Banana Peel Jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!