What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

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Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

Banana Peel Jokes More Banana Peel Jokes

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper