What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

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Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Banana Peel Jokes More Banana Peel Jokes

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers