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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

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Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Banana Peel Jokes More Banana Peel Jokes

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!