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What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.