What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What's a foot long and slippery?

A Slipper.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!