What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*