What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What do you call banana shoes?

Slippers.

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!