What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What's dry but slippery?

A slipper

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow