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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What do you call banana shoes?

Slippers.

What's a foot long and slippery?

A Slipper.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!