What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What do you call banana shoes?

Slippers.

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...