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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.