Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian