Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.