Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally