Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

Because the rice falls through the grill

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!