Because she had no arms
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Swing!
Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.
Because she hasn't got arms!
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
A Merangue-utang
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
Bi-polar
He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy
Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
It had no arms.
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Because he was a potato!
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
She had no arms
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
On a blind date!
Dumbbelldor.
She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
Deterrent.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Bettina minute you'll open this door!
A skeleton key.
A flat major
They push two twins together to make a king.
He was taking a look around
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
