How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.