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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How would you describe Frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

Removed

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela