What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.