What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition...... Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!