What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.