What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.