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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.