How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Method Jokes More Method Jokes

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()