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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.