How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Oh, Plebes.

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Tell a cow they're being watched.

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A merry dairy!

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He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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Text.GetRect()

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.