How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.