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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Method Jokes More Method Jokes

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()