How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.