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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Interview Jokes More Interview Jokes

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!