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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

Interview Jokes More Interview Jokes

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.