One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
They always take things literally.
It was homophonic.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
He writes scary stories.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
Emission Impossible
Bonos.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Because they hate Type O's
A park bench can support a family.
