One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Eggs actually get laid.
The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts
For the pun of it.
Because they are never well done.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion
Major Bumsore
He wanted to double his prophets.
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
He per-prosed
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
