One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
The Devil has standards.
One of them is a swift tailor.
It is a play on words, after all
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Because seven ten eleven!
Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Put a brick under each hoof!
Bonos.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).
Because they spend too much time with the x-position