What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position