What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.