What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed