What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

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What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

How did they get them?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.