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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What do you call a turlte that flies?

A shellocopter. damn homies

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria