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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!