What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.