What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.