What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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What is a mosquito's favourite sport?

Skin-diving!

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.