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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.