One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Most people miss the twin towers.
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
Tep on the brake 'tupid.
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
A taxi driver.
Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
He thought he was melting.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Shell.
The type of gas used.
They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
A chink in the armor.
He was running on fumes.
