What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.