What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.