What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.