What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.