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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.