What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato