What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing