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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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A bvr

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster