What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

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Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.