What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.