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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.