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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!