What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.