Dam Jokes

None because only beavers give a dam.

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Two dam bad! (OC!)

I'll be dammed.

He just couldn't give a dam.

The damming evidence

Because there were lots of turn ons.

At the bank.

Because he was in Da-Nile

She had harp failure.

Look mom, an angel!

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

A pillow fight

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

In river banks

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why was the beaver homeless?

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