Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

God Dam Jokes More God Dam Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it