Dam Jokes

It's ram a dam

None because only beavers give a dam.

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Two dam bad! (OC!)

I'll be dammed.

He just couldn't give a dam.

The damming evidence

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Quack quack!

Damn, son. It's about time!

Because they spend too much time changing.

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Uh, me so sorry.

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

To stop getting wet!

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

House prices down

Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

What did the engineer say to the flood?

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

I Love Pizza & You

Why was the beaver homeless?

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

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