Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Swam Jokes More Swam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Old Guy Jokes More Old Guy Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.