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Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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I Love Pizza & You

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)