Dam Jokes

None because only beavers give a dam.

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Two dam bad! (OC!)

I'll be dammed.

He just couldn't give a dam.

The damming evidence

It slipped a disk.

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Because they were SWAN enemies.

So they fit in the box.

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

She had harp failure.

They lived harpily ever after!

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Because you ran: It's past tents.

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Watch your step!

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Well I'll be damned!

Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

What did the engineer say to the flood?

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why was the beaver homeless?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

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