Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Old Guy Jokes More Old Guy Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

God Dam Jokes More God Dam Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)