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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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His personality!

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.