What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!