What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.