What did the engineer say to the flood?

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.