What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!