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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!