Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!