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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

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What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)