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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)