Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)