Sport Jokes

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What inning is it?

Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.