Sport Jokes

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What inning is it?

Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

You might also enjoy:

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Sean Connery Favorite Sport Jokes More Sean Connery Favorite Sport Jokes

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.