Sport Jokes

He's just a wookie!

If you break a leg, you get cast

Because her coach was a pumpkin

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Cross country.

Ball lightning

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

In the prayground!

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

She fell out of the tree.

Pack your trunk and clear out!

None. They pay me to do it.

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

It was legend dairy.

The NHL playoffs

Rink injustice!

The Weasley twins

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

He wanted to go to high school.

Sport Jokes

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

What sport are Mexicans best at?

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

What inning is it?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

What do you call a spider with no legs?

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?