Sport Jokes

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What inning is it?

Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Zoolander Jokes More Zoolander Jokes

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.