Sport Jokes

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What inning is it?

Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Sport Team Jokes More Sport Team Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).