Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A: