Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Sears.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.