Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium