Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.