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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.