Fortune Teller Jokes

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.