Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.