Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.