Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.