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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.