Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.