Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.