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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.