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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.