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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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Radical Jokes More Radical Jokes

What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

State Jokes More State Jokes

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Urn Jokes More Urn Jokes

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.