They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Pump kin.
A Joint family.
Because he was Uber busy.
A large pizza can feed a family.
A pizza can feed a family.
Mounting pressure from his friends and family
NapKIN
His family died.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!
The car and the bus both have wheels.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Because his family had stock in the company.
One rabbyte
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
The Bannisters
The pizza can feed a family of four
Pluto.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
You really have a smart uniform.
He sat in his own pew.
Lorrypops.
Pickup lines
A Chewie
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
Bring two Mormons.
In case he gets a hole in one.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
Cause they would quack up.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
I want a divorce
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
It's always sunni in Philadelphia
