They've only gotta invite one family
Awaken, my pump-
He wanted to be with his family.
Having to admit you have autism:,P
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
Joint Family.
Pump kin.
A Joint family.
A family.
Mourning wood
Because he was Uber busy.
A large pizza can feed a family.
Raise a family.
A pizza can feed a family.
Mounting pressure from his friends and family
NapKIN
His family died.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!
The car and the bus both have wheels.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
He wanted to hang with his family.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Because his family had stock in the company.
This winter is very cold. Family is starve.
One rabbyte
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
The pizza can feed a family.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
The Bannisters
The pizza can feed a family of four
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
Pluto.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Baked ham.
Because they pump-kin
With a plunger.
OC High humor
Hibearnation
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
On charges of battery.
One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
They all fell off a truck.
Pickup lines
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
