The Bannisters
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Because he was crossed.
The pizza can feed a family of four
Pupil: Nobody I know!
A nun falling down the stairs
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
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Truth or Darren Wilson.
You ask them to hold the door for you.
A Game of Thrones.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A bannister always pays his deafs.