The Bannisters
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Eiffel.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
YouTuberculosis.
It was a cup draw!
Because he was the rightful heir
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Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A bannister always pays his deafs.