How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Game Thrones Jokes More Game Thrones Jokes

Who is a chemist's favorite Game of Thrones character?

Stannous Baratheon.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters