How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.