How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you