How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.