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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did