How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.