How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.