How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.