How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you