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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.