How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.