What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.