What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you