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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.