What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

What is a dog's favourite food?

Anything that is on your plate!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.