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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did