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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.