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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.