Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

What you call it?

Takes back mixtape* FIRE!