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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

What you call it?

Takes back mixtape* FIRE!