Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What is your fee?

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...