What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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The scientists were brainstorming.

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.