What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!