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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.