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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium