What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.