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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.