I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
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Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
I've yet to find someone who knows.
Idk, but they sure are hot.
Idk!
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
Idk
Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton
IDK.
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
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Idk. (I decay)
Idk...
IDK
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.
Idk, you dtf tho
Idk, I was too busy jacking off...
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real
IDK, i'm just a banana.
What did you think it would be, you racist?
I think they all white.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Theft
They have to pick cotton to get to them.
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
They meet up and crack each other up.
Glad to meteor!
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!
Bob.
So she wouldn't feel stupid.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
He had no guts!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Asking for a friend.
