Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.