Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.