Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What do you call a water on a baby deer?

Fondue

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway