Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Rough Day Jokes More Rough Day Jokes

Why was the young golfer so angry?

Because he was having a rough day.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais