How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like