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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

Because their future is so bright

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Cheryl Jokes More Cheryl Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Glare Jokes More Glare Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl