How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now