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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Cheryl Jokes More Cheryl Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Glare Jokes More Glare Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl