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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Cheryl Jokes More Cheryl Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl