How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now