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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.