What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.