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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell