What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.