What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.