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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons