What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.