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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.