What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.